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Your Nightmare Job

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Nitemare_ Plague, Jun 22, 2011.

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  1. OnyxKnight_RupenX

    OnyxKnight_RupenX Well-Known Member

    Me too.
     
    OnyxKnight_RupenX, Jul 6, 2011
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  2. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    it'd be past squimishness if i was a medic then some guy came in with an arm blown off and saftey pinned to him with a sticky note on his face saying "you have 4 seconds to reattach or he'll die"
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Jul 6, 2011
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  3. OnyxKnight_RupenX

    OnyxKnight_RupenX Well-Known Member

    -Onyx

    I also wouldn't want to be a surgeon...even not in the army.
     
    OnyxKnight_RupenX, Jul 6, 2011
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  4. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    a therapist

    you meet too many crazies and u cant talk about work cause its all secrets and you never know who knows who
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Jul 6, 2011
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  5. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    that wouldn't happen. either he'd already be dead or you'd have as long as it takes to reattach it. pre-hospital care is pretty advanced these days, especially in the forces.
     
    Loonylion, Jul 6, 2011
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  6. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    but still if there was some incident where it couldnt be attached, who'd be responsible for telling him he'll have to live limbless for his life when he goes home to his family.
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Jul 6, 2011
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  7. Lephantome92

    Lephantome92 Well-Known Member

    anything to do with little kids or something that won't let me be creative. i HATE little kids (not helped by the little kids on the bus i rode to school), and i cant just sit still all day. i have to be fidgeting. i also am a very creative person, and i cant imagine a job where i cant express myself. dream job: architect.
     
    Lephantome92, Jul 6, 2011
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  8. someirishkid

    someirishkid Well-Known Member

    I kind of want to be an architect. I don't have much artistic skill but I'm a natural at technical drawing.

    *ahem*

    Another nightmare job would be...ho. Just imagine it. Ho. All day long.
    ...Ho.
     
    someirishkid, Jul 6, 2011
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  9. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    Merry christmas to you too!
     
    Loonylion, Jul 6, 2011
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  10. Lephantome92

    Lephantome92 Well-Known Member

    now, what about people who don't believe in Christmas?!?!?! I'm sure they feel left out now! I think your duties as admin should be passed on and you be banned for being so segregated!!! lol jk Merry Christmas!
     
    Lephantome92, Jul 6, 2011
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  11. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    Merry Hallowchriskwanzikuhdipennewgivingmadon

    I got bored 2 years ago and made this up. no one is left out now(dont say i forgot easter, i dont count it)
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Jul 6, 2011
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  12. OnyxKnight_RupenX

    OnyxKnight_RupenX Well-Known Member

    I'm going to think of Harold every time I hear that from now on.
    This is the highest compliment one can receive from me. Kudos.

    Also...Nightmare job= Missionary
     
    OnyxKnight_RupenX, Jul 6, 2011
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  13. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    preacher/preist/nun

    I would do my best to mindfuck as many people in a moment as a could
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Jul 6, 2011
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  14. OnyxKnight_RupenX

    OnyxKnight_RupenX Well-Known Member

    Fry's space-delivery job from Futurama.
     
    OnyxKnight_RupenX, Jul 6, 2011
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  15. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    People who don't celebrate christmas don't usually have a fat man in a red suit saying 'ho ho ho'.
     
    Loonylion, Jul 6, 2011
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  16. someirishkid

    someirishkid Well-Known Member

    I didn't notice that when i typed it :p
     
    someirishkid, Jul 6, 2011
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  17. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    oh i thought it was intentional

    I couldnt be a funeral director, an undertaker, or the person who speaks at funerals

    i'd get fired in a day cause i have a habit of smiling/laughing when uncomfortable or if i heard disturbing things
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Jul 7, 2011
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  18. someirishkid

    someirishkid Well-Known Member

    Same here. But also it would be a very depressing job. I'd probably end up An heroing all over the floor
     
    someirishkid, Jul 7, 2011
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  19. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    John cleese had everyone in fits of laughter at graham chapman's funeral. He said afterwards that it was one of the hardest things he'd ever had to do.
     
    Loonylion, Jul 7, 2011
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  20. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    i cant make them laugh. at most i'd make them sadder and end up smiling more due to discomfort
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Jul 7, 2011
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