your best insult

Oh then not my fault?

YAY

 

It's spelled Tourette's. And do you even know what that is? Look it up, idiot. It's not the same as what you think it is, coprolalia. Ignorant fool.

I don't know a friend with Tourette's, but I have it. I don't take much offense to it because I understand that you incompassionate Aryans expect that everyone with some sort of "defect" is not worth living in your idealistic world. Well guess, what, you elitist scum, "26.2 percent of American adults suffer from a diagnosable mental illness in a given year."

So why don't you take your head out of your intolerant, redneck anus and learn that others have feelings too.

Tl;dr, go f**k yourself.

 

Pettite Tourette

 

It's actually a half and half. Part personal rebuttal and part submission for the thread.

 

Me ? Offended?

LoL thats a South Park episode; Petitte Tourette

 

You're mom should of swallowed that night..

ahh that's a classic

 

Hahaha awesome.

 

This is a dis/comeback with a 100% gaurenteed way to piss someone off!

your mom [insert dis here] in bed!

example: you suck!
your mom sucks... In bed!

 

I used to get offended when people shouted:"Mongol" as a curse-word to others but now I know these same people aren't that smart. (my brother has Down syndrom)

Me myself don't swear so much except an occasional assh**e or motherf***er when I drive and people don't use their turning signals.

 

This one is a little subtle, but I like it.

You show me how important natural selection is.

 

This thread needs reviving but with better insults

 

"The next time I need the company of a friend like you, I'll just take a little squat and shit one out." - Forget where
: D

Yeah...

 

''Go back to your family, which is the trash bin.''

 

I'll rip your arms off and hit you with the soggy end.

 

Ope gotta sweep up the trash...oh wait. Sorry. You don't fit in the dustpan do you?

 

You're so fat you had to be baptized at seaworld

 

You look Michael Jackson after becoming a burn victim and having melted plastic bags on his face and spam strewn over the top.

 

oh u bumper

 

Sigh...

 

Yawn. Too true