You know you suck at videogames when...

When you can't even get Scribblenauts to turn on...(I blame my emulator)

 

When your videogames have your salivar
...
Sorry I can't resist stating the obvious

When you manage to kill yourself in the first stage of The Lost Vikings 2
(Its a cheat,surprising eough)

 

...when your 8 year old niece outgame's you.

 

When your wii remote dies after a supposed charge session for the battery just to find out you swung the wii remote so fast the battery came out...

(Yeah-that hard-and battery was a tad looser than required)

 

youve stuck a plasma grenade on your own teammate

 

when you get beat at a game by a 90 year old woman

 

When you're supposed to end the second mission with 15 people, but instead you only have 8...

 

when you touch any gaming console it begins to burn even when not turned on or out of battery

 

when you cant even hit a note on guitar hero world tour on beginner

 

when you actually blow the DS

 

Has any of this happened to any of you?

 

when u forget to throw the grenade ur holding

 

Obviously not.

 

No but its funny....

When you turn off your game after 5h of playing and forgot to save.
(this actualy happend to me once)

 

hahaha same, anyway
when in in kingdom heats you try to open a door by hitting it with your keyblade (key get it)

 

when it takes you more than 10 mins to figure out that the game has frozen and that that 10 mins of black screen wasnt part of the game

(yes this happened to me, no this wasn't recently and that time yesterday with kh doesn't count)lol

 

you think crates are enemies too

 

you can't get through the calibration screen

 

The first manji in resident evil 5 get's ya.

(I was preety good at re4-normal I admit but even easy is on steroids )

 

when you think the calibration screen is a minigame