You know you play too much video games when....

When you yell 'Landmaster' flys in the air and come back down inside a tank...And then starts to shot, roll and run over peoples on a two dimensional platform.

 

when you start pressing random numbers on your phone hoping that a demon will come out of it

 

when you walk straight on the tiles on the floor and not diagonally. or face the wall and make a walking animation.

 

When you add Guile's theme to everything.

 

When your boss pays you in gold.. in game

 

when you stop posting in this thread for a game.

 

When you start saying "Would You Kindly" for everything.

And expecting it to work.

 

when you wonder why you don't get exp. when you kill someone, than you think that you might be playing GTA, where killing someone might give you money but might also increase your wanted level

 

.....when you search for "monsters"

 

when you make a mistake and try to load life so that you could retry.

 

when you become a plumber just so you can be like Mario.

 

when you run out of nuts and bolts, instead of going to a store to buy more, you grab a wrench and go out destroying stuff expecting some to burst out of everything you destroy.

 

When you eat people to try to gain their knowledge and/or powers.

 

When you play Skyrim

 

When you have unrealistic expectations of real life

 

When you try to do a Genocide Cutter.

 

whrn you repeadtedly watch dis

 

When you think you're a boss at football just cuz you win the Super Bowl in madden

 

When you try to do a tiger uppercut.

 

When you yell "FALCON PAWNCH" when in a fight