You know you play too much video games when....

All because of an arrow to the knee. Not the brain, just the knee... I wonder if that counts as a legit handicap.

When your head starts hurting because your eyes see in 3D.

 

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a 3D movie to the eyes.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY Enough said.

 

http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/81/58/95840193457135478c6c45ba3770b656.jpg

 

...when you believe that Limit breaks can be achieved by being beaten the crap out of.

 

When you think you would get money and equipment by killing a bird or something

 

When points appear over the heads of the people you just ran over with your car

 

When you get experience from just beating something up

 

When you level up after getting laid

 

when u try to change your class to a class with more wisdom so u pass the next test in your school

 

When you stop working because you think you can spawn a car by texting someone a cheat code.

 

When you daydream about playing a game of Tetris.

 

When you watch porn every time you forget what a girl looks like.

 

When you stab yourself in hope that you will respawn

 

When you think that the world has frozen due to a glitch when you walk out at night

 

When you trap your friend in a hole when he just got back from mining, and pour lava on him. Then expextin him to repawn by you only to realize this isn't minecraft. I am now in a mental ward.

 

When you think you can put your arm through a wall due to a glitch. Then, when someone asks you what you're doing, you tell them, "Well, hey, electrons can do that, I'm more athletic than an electron"

 

When you punch someone and expect to hear the "KO!" sound

 

You add sound effects to everything

 

"What if Deja Vu is really just lingering memories from when you died and just respaened at that exact moment because it was a checkpoint?"

^

When you believe statements like that,