You know you play too much video games when....

when ur afraid of little girls with black hair

 

when you try to flip over a car with your hands (Halo the game)
Bahahahaaha , xD

 

When you think you can heal a broken arm over night

 

when you get into a fight and expect it to be turn based

 

when you fall off a cliff or something lethally high, you expect the world to flash white and red the reset you with full health and no broken bones

 

tha when you die, you expect death to take your money and return you to life

 

when you move you left index figer and expect people you hop out of hay stacks and kill your enemies

 

When you crouch,move right,and punch.

 

when you hold a gun and wait for a target line to appear before u shoot

 

When you think getting shot twice won't kill you

 

when you jump down pipes hoping to teleport

 

When Guile's theme plays in your head as you're watching something happen

 

I know, I'm obsessed, but are you referring to Final Fantasy VII?

 

When you do try to do a barrel roll or a somersault.

 

When you get excited about getting the Biggoron Sword.

 

when you try to change your hair into yellow by shouting like a dog and generate a kamehameha by moving your hands

 

You know you play too much video games when you take turns to attack somebody

 

When you try to do Ryu's Tornado Kick. (video wasn't made by me)

 

When the grappling hook just didn't wanna reach that far >o>

 

When you realize equipping rations won't restore your life when your health hits 0

I LIKE SOME SPOOOOOOOOON CAKE