You know you play too much video games when....

you start envisioning "Good morning, [name]" everytime you wake up

 

u know what ADIDAS stands for All Day I Dream About Sex

 

that when you faint and expect to wake up at your home the next day

 

when wads of money never did come out of that hooker you beat down....*coughs coughs*.....>o>

 

When you try desperately to stay out of a strangers line of sight because your pet is under-leveled.

 

when you spend 5 minutes going through all the possible outcomes of a response to a question, and expect the person to wait that long for you to answer it

 

When your boss fires you and you try pressing "Start" and "Retry" on your keyboard

 

when you run at a person who has a gun and expect to get blured vision if you get shot

 

when you wear a hooded cape, kill people and jump into a haystack to not get caught

 

when you obtain seven crystals of differnt colours and expect to go into super mode

 

he, this reminds me of Roxas from KH: 358/2 days when he did this in Deep Drive,

 

When you make a gun out of your fingers and expect lightning to come out

 

when you kill a spider and start t-bagging it

 

when you go to war and take time to stop and t-bag your friend

 

when you start throwing eggs at people to get coins

 

When somebody screams "Pikachu" and you reply "Charmandar"
When you imagine yourself as the main character of the next Final Fantasy
When you think of 101 different ways the game could have ended
When you spend all night thinking of things to say for this topic (oops....)

 

When you plot to destory the world with your dead mother.

 

When you start to see bars floating over your head that displays various body functions. E.g. "Pee Points (PP)" "Hunger Points (HP)" "Mental Stability Points (MP)" and "Career Points (CP)" etc.

 

Whin you pin on alot of pins on you expecting to have special powers using them.

 

You know you play video games to much when you hold your breath when looking through anything.