You know you play too much video games when....

when you walk up to random people expecting them to give you a quest to do and give you a reward when you finish it

 

When you kick a random object and expect an item to come out.

 

When your life is a videogame

 

When workbenches and furnaces are a lot heavier.

 

When you possess a 50%-gun, 50%-shark, 100% OP... thingy...

 

When you yell, "Spawn Bitch! Spawn!" at your microwave while waiting for your popcorn to finish.

 

When Your Opponent Monster Attacks Your Life Points And Hurts You

 

when you draw blue and orange circles on the wall then run headfirst into them

 

When there are merchants selling just about everything only you need.

 

when you see men in bird hooded outfits kill political figures and never get caught

 

When you can shoot lightning out of your hand and shoot alot of hoodie-wearing Reapers.

 

When you think dressing like an engineer would save you from space zombie things.

 

When you're perfectly fine -no matter how many bullets you've taken to the head- after you've drank a potion.

 

When you start stocking up for a zombie apocalypse.

 

When you think sellotaping a cut-out of someone's face to your head perfectly disguises you as them.

 

When you can store a barracks-worth of weapons in your jacket pocket

 

When destroying objects doesn't exactly reproduce convenient sized blocks.

 

When you start breaking the barrels and vases.. oh God

 

you fight some punk kid and in cosplay pretending your in an FF battle.

 

When your mom tells you to get a job and you're only 15