You know you play too much video games when....

when you start to see save points.

 

sadly not.

gotta jump first, is your problem.

when you dig through all of the dark world looking for the supposed "dark mirror"

yeah ive been watching nintendocaprisun, what's it to you?

 

When court is actually intense.

 

When you expect a sequel at the end of your life.

 

when playing a couple of notes off of a supposedly magical ocarina can warp you back to the first day, playing those notes backwards makes time slow down, and playing the first three notes twice makes time go faster. also, living scarecrows that can be summoned and enjoys being shot with a knife-shooter-thing.

 

Looks like somebody just finished Majora's Mask.

When you get an axe to the head, a bullet to the heart, a knife in your back, a cannonball to your kidneys, and a grenade to your feet, and expect a burger - not even a deluxe burger, just meat and two breads- to fix everything.

 

or watching nintendocaprisun play it

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When demons go to mars

 

when ur in ur parents basement playing games and ur fat and u dont even go to the bathroom so u have a diaper and u have no real friends or even a job

 

You're doing it wrong.

 

What he said....

 

You jump from a plane and expect to live

 

When you go to your Computer and Thinking on going to the Digital World and Look For Digimons

 

you recognize my avatar

 

When you shout out OBJECTION in school :

 

i do that anyways


when you bring a shotgun every time you pass by a graveyard

 

When you can only shoot missiles by pointing the Wii Remote at the screen, can use an overpowered flip thing to avoid enemies, and can kill them by jumping/FUCKING MOVING towards an enemy while holding 1.

 

having diamond armor and expecting to live through massive tnt explosions

 

When you actually say that.