You know you play too much video games when....

When you click start and you see your stats.

 

when all the people you talk to are in ur party and the ones un-equipped are vanished from existence

 

When you are traveling in time with your brother along with your baby selves

 

when u jam urself in a pipe to travel

 

When you carry a buncha pins around and expect them to have special powers.

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When you get delayed for 12 years.

 

when u think furniture is coming to life so u wear rings to hit them.

ur damn right i made a gaia reference

 

when you think the cops are guys from call of duty!

 

when your hands become transparent.

 

When, instead of dying normally, one of the following things happen to you:
- You turn to ice/crystal
- You turn into a statue
- You disappear in a puff of smoke
- You turn into a swarm of pyre-flies
- Or you lose a life and continue from your last saved checkpoint ie. the last coffee you drank.

 

For when you die, you kick your feet up into the air, hands up and fall right down through the earth.

 

• When you have a choice to go through life on Easy, Medium, or Hard.
• Instead of saying, "I'm going to the restroom", you say, "I'm going to go drop a save file."

 

When your idea of fun is trapping someone in a tiny room and leaving them to starve and sleep in their own filth...
... or at least that's what I did in the Sims for fun.

 

My sister does that sometimes.

When you can enter a random person's house and no one will question why (or how) you just walked into their house without knocking.

 

when you get angry that theres no good launch titles for the 3ds

 

Isnt paper mario 3DS a launch title?


When you have a gun that shoots a blue laser that lifts objects to your will.

 

When you take it personal when getting dominated in Team Fortress.

 

When you attempt to incorporate troll physics into reality.

Spoiler

 

When you somehow get your hands on a rocket launcher, you shoot under your feet expecting to fly.

 

When you start taking random missions from a robot and other random people,and look for a random vault.

 

When in mmo's you buy/sell items for real cash.