You know you play too much video games when....

when your dick literally falls off!

 

When you try to blast out of berrels and kill crocodiles

 

when you start beating people with giant keys expecting to do harm

 

When you start chopping heads off with a laser katana and work for a whore.

 

when you see little red Polka-doted elephants with party hats, jumping from wall to wall in your bedroom.

 

When you start hanging out with a drunk squrrel,that gets in a hangover,gets lost,and goes to a place filled with shit.

 

when u grab a giant ball and try to roll over children to make them stick

 

When you try to bicycle kick,freeze someone,or yank their head off,get them dizzy,and try to make a kick-ass combo.

FATALITY.

 

when you see yogi and boo-boo bear standing in your front yard stealing your pick-a-nic basket

 

When you hear people repeatingly say "you fuckin with me?"

 

when u can cycle through weapons and pull a flame thrower from no where

 

When you think you will pull out a hadouken if you move down,forward,punch.

 

when u think if u squat and yell for 30 seconds a huge energy blast will fire from your hands

 

When you think you can turn dammage off of vehicles.

 

when u thing u can do all the damage u want to a car and pull it into a paint shop for 3 seconds to fix it

 

When you start carrying a random paint brush around,and trying to destory and repaint stuff with it.On bulidings and such.

 

When you say things like "no scope" when you get dissed in RL

 

when you run around in a green skirt breaking pots for bombs, hearts, and gems

 

When you try to extend your neck, and fall into the same motherfucking hole over and over again.If so,congradulations.You have the worst life ever.Go kill yourself.

 

You know you play too much video games when you start falling off the social circle. Your friends start to fade away from you, and you stop caring about all life in general, and you die a lonely fat man.