You know you play too much video games when....

When you watch Scott Pilgrim vs. The World in the cinema and point/shout/yammer excitedly about every single video game reference it makes.

E.g. *Stands up and points at the screen* OMG TEH BAND IZ CALLED TEH SEX BOB-OMBS! I LOVE THOSE GAIZ!

 

When you very gently poke a large, spiky log and you get launched back at an incredible force and take some damage.

(the falling log traps in mgs3 snake eater)

 

Metal Slug?

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When you tell someone to do something, and she does something entirely different.

 

When you see your lifebar.
Fun thing to have...

 

no im thinking of mario party advance

 

When you see a huge door and think it must lead to a boss fight.

 

when watching a fight at school or UFC and when the fight is about to end u yell FINISH HIM!!!!!!

 

when i think im a slave to etna(meh i think i might have another name change that consits of both things i love.....prinnys and gir)

 

you close your eyes, you see gameplay of what you played
you listen to something, it diverts to music from the game
you have dreams and nightmares of the game(s)

 

when I tried to press A at my friend and he was like WTF ARE YOU DOING

 

When you have to wait 10 minutes every time you open a door because the room inside is "Loading".

 

when u consider your house respawn point

 

when plastic falls and you think it is a semtex grenade [happened to me today]

 

when i act like gir(everyday)

 

When you see yourself in birds eye view

 

when you get kidney failure from holding it in for a week

 

When you end up in hospital after being shot countless times and surviving.

 

when you run a hoe over and steal her money

 

When you think eating random mushrooms makes you live longer

 

when you get into a tiger cage at the zoo and throw balls at them