You know you play too much video games when....

OBJECTION!
It's when you talk like this (or type like this)

 

It's when you start to be as obsessed at Phoenix Wright as Racer is.

 

CORRECT!
You are correct!!!!
You got 10,000 Dollars!!!
This is are you smarter than a gamer!
tahahahahaah

 

Great and your going to win the most random choice of words award!

 

OBJECTION!
You know you play too much video games when you always type with "OBJECTION!" at the front.

 

You know you play too much video games when you get outside and don't recognise where you are... when it is where you live!

 

You know you play too much video games when you look outside and see nothing

 

When you eat your breakfast with your DS stylus

 

You mean thats abnormal?

When you do all of these things but still don't think you play too much...

 

your eyes bleed

 

When you get plastic surgery to look like a person in a game.

 

crap... I look like rock volnutt naturally

 

You know you play too much video games when....
You think you run faster with a knife.
You yell TANKER! or LAGGER! at some1 that survived a car accident
You yell lagger to some1 thats thinking.
You think that you can go in berserk mode.
You think that animals drop items and weapons.
You think that your neighbours got wallhack and see you doing stuff.
When you tru to break bricks with your head.

 

LOL ...try eating Kellog's Cornflakes with a DS stylus and you tell me if that's normal !

 

You know you play too much video games when....
You think that eating a mushroom will make you bigger.
You think that if you grab a star you be immortal.

 

when all your dating sims end with DIVORCE

 

when you stop talking and use text box instead

 

when you glue your ass because you have no teeth...





this one will keep you guessing indefinitely

 

when everything in your room are talking

 

when you fall silent