You know you play too much video games when....

When you start having sex with prostitutes and then running them over for your money back :

 

When the police bust you and you become a police officer yourself.

 

When you start throwing your fingers round shouting OBJECTION!!!

 

when you start whacking people with wrences poking them with keys or throwing cats at them (dark chronicle,kh,ffx) XD

 

a bit vulgar: when your GF's c**t starts to shrink ...

 

When you know the reason of life.

 

hahah how true... the answer is: MORE MANA!

 

when you stop dreaming about girls and start dreaming about trolls.

 

when at school your pencils suddenly turn to lightsabers and you go around trying to shank your classmates with them

 

LOL...i thought you wrote PENIS instead of pencils... i was like "WTF is this guy's malfunction?" <--- this happens when you play too much games ,because i didnt sleep yet today,for crap's sake!

 

Because of games no doubt?

 

You know you play too much video games when you scream DIGI-VOVLE TO!!!

 

ROFL hahahahahahaha you know you play too many video games when you don't go to school for a week because you're playing

 

...You play too "much" video games?

 

when every time something bad happens you say mamma mia!(mario)

 

You know you play too much video games when your hair turns gold and you scream SUPER SAIYAN POWERS!!!!!!!!!!

 

better yet KAMEHAME!!!!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! lol

 

... your girlfriend leaves because you can't talk about other things!

 

no that's only PATHETIC ...

 

Really?That so sad!
Go play outside, now! T^T
I command you! XD