You know you play too much video games when....

WHAT THE FUCK?! now that is an image... i wouldn't want to see. I hate annoying songs that you play on Link's instruments. Also , Link's Flute is so ... sounds something "else".

Back to the playing too much games topic ; going on the toilette in 8pm with a DS and going off it at 7am...

 

You hear the Super Mario Bros. theme in your head day and night.

 

When you finally realize that you have wasted almost an 1/8 of your entire life playing one freaking game...

 

You ponder the fact if Snake was really gay for Otacon..
NOT ME THO!
A friend of mine told me he thought about that for an hour and I was all WTF!?

 

That's me on occasion.

 

I know, right? It's like you're trying to jerk off but the goddamn music just won't stop!

 

... your avatar contains a game charcter.

 

ouch!
you start to love some game charecters

 

... when you think to make a walkthrough for eg RUNESCAPE.

 

when you get up from playing game you feel hungry, headache kicks in, urgent need to visit the toilet and sleepy tuh FUCK!

 

When you forget your bad is running. Come to think of it! OH GODDAMMIT
*RUNS*

 

when time slows down

 

When you actually can turn your arm into a drill,rotating it faster than usual.and you can make it longer to reach far away objects.when you play like you´re the best player in the world and is able to do over 740 hits on Super robot taisen og saga endless frontier Exceed,and doesn´t gets tired from all the button pressing.in a fighting game,you know all the moves by head,and execute them perfectly without missing one command during the entire fight.When you go to school and people watch you playing video game and you´re so skillful that they didn´t even knew what happened because it was too quick.(Obs : I HAVE a drill arm...it doesn´t looks like a REAL drill,but anyway i can rotate it much quicker than usual and also i have super speed.I´m NOT kidding,Since i was born,i knew english,even though i was born in Brazil.Even more,i was gifted with quicker hands than usual.and i am able to things in video games that otherwise would be impossible.My pressing speed is much higher than usual,i don´t press,i Tremble my finger on the button.Translation for all you nerds out there : I´m Gifted,Somehow.and then,one day,a friend of mine was going to be smashed by a car.I jumped in the way and he survived,but i got a broken arm.But the doctor became surprised,as it was nothing,like my arm had regenerated itself at the same moment.This proves i´m one of the most skilled video gamers in the world! Yay!!!)
Also...When that happens to you,and its pretty normal ^-^

 

when your eye color changes

 

O________O << My face right now
Why I didn't see you before?
[I smell a challenge]

 

when you challange people

 

when you get the "call of duty" eye-- seeing things out of the corner of your eye and trying to shoot it. or you think about throwing blind grenades into building windows to see if you can get anyone. and when your text and email tone on your phone is "uav online" and the challenge completed tone from MW2.

 

when you belive IT

 

When you're paranoid about the thought of being eaten by pokemon.

 

AWSOME
anyhow
you make your own games