You know you play too much video games when....

when you walk backwards and fight an opponent with your back (Might & Magic : Clash of Heroes ... fuck that backwards walking whining! Heroes allways walk BACKWARDS!)


I have no more ideas

 

when you don't go further because there is standing in the walkthrough: "And then you get free cash..."

 

hmm...i dont get it (the post above me)

 

Normally a game can be played out 100% by following the walkthrough.
For some games I am using it a lot because I want to get it a 100%...
So if the maker of the walkthrough of your "life" didn't make an error ....

(Yeah, now I think of it myself I think I posted it wrong... * GONNA TO RETHINK IT * )

 

When you throw a pokeball at someone and shout:"I summon you, PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!" and then realises that someone is your school principal

 

When you have at least 2 tabs on your browser dedicated to Romulation. Guilty.

 

When you think your girlfriend has bought you the Wii 2 only to find that it is your toaster. And also: you don't have a girlfriend; she goes to university now, you are secretly living in the boiler room of your old high school; trying to make your only possession: a toaster decaled to look like the cube from Portal run on (boiler) steam and masturbating your way towards disability benefits.

 

.... when you say: "Homework later, first game" (see my problem: this is the reason why I have so much homework now!)

 

hahaha
When you go out and try to use your PDA to jack a Lincoln

 

.... when you think when to buy that potion when you just get a faceplam by your girlfriend....

 

... When you create .bat files that open the game files
... When you are sleepy because of over-playing

 

when you do the handsigns for fire ball jutsu and actually expect something to happen.

 

When you turn up to college ten minutes late and inform your professor that you're late because you couldn't take a shortcut across the grass as "it isn't safe to walk in the grass, there are wild Poke'mon".

 

you powerslide to go around corners in your school

 

When you try to buy a real 370Z from a game.

 

when you go berserk

 

... when you forget your friends birthday party
... when you forget to feed the dog or cat

 

When the cat/dog/hamster dies because you forgot to clean the sh!t in his washroom, or forget to:
1. feed it
2. walk it
3. refill water bowl
4. wash it

 

For that I have a sister

 

...all you can think of is the game your currently playing

...when all you hear is Mario