You know you play too much video games when....

sorry sir, we are going to have to check that extra baggage...

... when you think you have an actual love child in harvest moon... or a legitimate relationship

 

When you try to throw a knife to avenge someones death. (Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2, Endgame)

 

**** Busy gaming ****

 

When you can use all the control methods available to you on your modern controller all at the same time! I.E. Largo on Megatokyo.

 

you die from no sleep

 

when your mama tells you ...
"turn off that damn thing, (since she do not know how the hell it is called) you have not slept for three days!!!!"

err... actualy that hapened to me ;D

 

when you run traffic lights to see how fast the cop cars can go

 

When you see that everything is falling and they are all blocks

 

when you use a PDA to try and jack a limo

 

When you think pizza goes well with strawberry ice cream

 

and also try to accommodate them before they reach the ceiling

 

When you try to do naruto hand signs to do the shadow clone technique

 

When you say "Objection!" and point your finger at someone, namely the bully
and then you get beaten up

 

Isn't that too much anime?

On topic now. How about when your mind keeps playing the game even though you're supposed to be listening or doing something else. Puzzle games do this to me almost all the time.

 

When you collect floating coins and you go down pipes

 

When you think you can double jump

 

Chuck Norris can =) <that joke was made by me =)

Mk, lets do this:
You camp outside you'r local "videogame store" waiting for it to open so you can run in and yell FIRST!!ONE!!!!

You quote games.

You try to stick plasma grenades *cup cakes* on you'r local grunts *people on the bus*

You eat food you find when you smash over a trash can

You play left for dead for 5 days without sleep, the lack of sleep then makers you halusinate and you go on a rampage fighing off the "horde"

You think yelling "GOD MODE ON" will make you invicible

You memorise the cheats to a game

You know when a game comes out... But you forget you'r own birthday

You go to Cherobyl to become a "S.T.A.L.K.E.R" <(people actuly do that >.>)

 

when you try to make everything fit into equal lines like tetris

 

When you see a bear in the woods,you expect it to shit himself from the fear of your presence. (hint: Castle Crashers... i love their fucking songs!)

 

when you start playing in your room at day and when you stop it is evening