You know you play too much video games when....

When you can find 800 reasons....

 

When you think that the credits will appear when you die.

 

when you start to see pokemons

 

and then go to the nearest save point to try again!

 

When you think that when they shoot at you, you can take lot's of bullets.

 

If you see a firetruck and think "Lol, I should steal that, then I can spray peeps with the hose and make them fall over!"
CURSE YOU GTA3!!!

 

When you gonna date your girlfriend, And wanna do like Niko Bellic (GTA IV)

 

when you jump off a building thinking you have commando pro

 

When you want to go out with a game character.

 

You know you play too muvh video games when you propose through Super Mario World http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxDMnT0UYLc

 

That is awesome.

 

when you jack in in your computer

 

... When you go to the store to buy some shoes and ask the salesman: How much stamina does these have?

 

You know you play too much video games when you always carry a torch (flashlight), a lockpick, an empty lighter and a combat knife wherever you go

 

When your weapon is depleted,you think ammo will pop up on dead people's bodies

 

When you think that the police can just bust you by pointing a gun at you... Screw GTA for this issue

 

when you shout BANKAI in the middle of your class

 

No no ...when the police busts you ,you expect being sentenced for 10 seconds in prison. Screw GTA for screwing up our expectations of reality

Also,when you seek a CHEAT menu when somebody is kicking your ass off

 

You know you play too much video games when you get paid and go straight to a game's retailer to blow all your money before paying rent and buying food.

 

Orgasm ... after you leveled up ... definitely too much games being played