You know you play too much video games when....

When you eat pills and run around a room listening to repetitive music.

 

When you yell 'Ten Inch Stroganoff!' while running through a building.

 

when you think that a loading screen will apear when you open a door

 

when you yell 'Tango Sucka!' (or Saqaat!) around your friends.

 

when you think that there'll be failure to load the horizon, like gta san andreas

 

LOL

When you are trying to ''load'' the map of the world
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LOL

 

When i search for the miniradar on the lower left of the screen(my vision) but can't find and can't open the config. menu.....damn no map!

 

MAP IS LOADING....

(when is that goddam player gonna press the button to view the map?)

 

LOL again

When you are trying to touch and move persons... Lol that would be handy! (my mother is always in my way, só little house )
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Haha! Lol

 

when you see phisics too much perfect and think: don't a bug were supose to happen?

 

when you are waiting for the stylus to appaer before you move

 

when you see someone dyin' and after a while you think: the body shoulda unspawn.disapear.

 

When you are trying to ''compile'' a game. (DS Game Maker)

When you are trying to make a red block with wings fly (New Super Mario Bros. DS)

When you are playing a game in your head

When you think you have power-ups in real-life
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LOL

 

When you cry "It is me! MARIO" if your teacher asked what you name was

 

... LOL

When you think you are Luigi and that you can walk over water (Super Mario 64 DS)

 

Then you have a problem in the swimming lessons...

 

I can swim..?

 

When you made a real mistake in your life and then you search for the option: Load Game, to load previous the bullshit you did...

 

When you cut yourself, you treat it by sprinkling water on it, and muttering "Ply" under your breath. (Golden Sun series) ;D

 

when every time you play with leggos you horde up al the studs