You know you play too much video games when....

When you see someone picking up a pencil and shout "YOU OBTAINED 1 PENCIL"

 

...when you jump from a building thinkin' that have more than 1 life, and credits to go back to checkpoint.

 

Is this thing still alive?? Wow....

When you see an 8yo girl channel a spirit and turn into a busty woman without her clothes ripping off and nobody cares....

 

When you start beating the living crap outta someone and taking their car then hitting people on the streets expecting that a glowing floating stash of money apears above them. Or a weapon

 

LOL Grand Theft Auto SA. ;D
....when you're firin' a weapon and think it's infinite ammo.

 

when you tap the butt of your sword at someones forehead and say konso

 

when you name your shop devil may cry

 

When you stab yourself thinking you have 5 lives left

 

When you make an alliance with your neighbor on the left to take over the one on the right because his fence is fence is 0.5mm into your territory . that aint no accident ! thats an act of WAR !

 

When there are no more new games for you to play.

 

When you dream about of making/playing them.

 

....when I forgot that the Romulation forum still was open!

 

When you want to have sex with Barionetta and hit your crotch on the tv screen in attempt to

 

When you want Al Bhed to be a choice when you're picking a foreign language at school.

 

You know you play too much video games when you try to jump on alligators when their mouths are closed
(Guess which game)

 

donkey kong country 2?
...when you try to hit the invisible wall that is the game limit, but in the true world.

 

you eat flower to shoot fireballs

 

......when you go home and search for the save point.

 

When you try to pay with gil.

 

....when you walk like a robot (like oldie games :resident evil 1 (1996))