You know you play too much video games when....

When you memorize the melody of Super Mario Galaxy

toot tot toot todotodot totod todo todo tododo

 

when you download OST of Games

 

When you throw a ball of clay and expect a mudkipz to come out

 

when you are trying to find health packs to heal yourself
and when you eat some candy hoping you will level up.

 

When you go fishing and catch Magikarp. Don't forget Pokeballs!

 

when microsoft sam gets horny when your around

 

Microsoft Sam... Oh, that guy with the stupid voice... Have listened to his voice... SUPER STUPID man!

 

when you here pon pon pata pon in you head all the time

 

Where you hook a tube to your pants to use the bathroom and play video games simultaneously.

I never had to do this.

 

when you think an orgy is pwning a group of female demons in doom

 

when you laugh at this joke:
"What kind of pants does Mario wear?"
˙˙ɯıuəp ɯıuəp ɯıuəp ˙˙˙˙ɯıuəp ɯıuəp ɯıuəp :ɹəʍsuɐ

 

wiuap

 

when you hiss when your parents open up the window...
AND YOUR 22.

 

when you start ddoing this

 

... man, the outside world has some really bad graphics

 

When you realize that there was actually a world out there.

With people.

And Lives.

 

omfg rofl!!!

 

When you marry someone you met in World of Warcraft -_-'

 

When you take pauses and go playing on your DSi with RomU members you never can play with... (I mean: You want to get INTO the DSi...)

 

WHEN you attempt to steal a random car use cheat and try to fly