You know you play too much video games when....

When you call a plumber. And when he arrives, you feel disappointed that he isn't wearing a red cap, red long-sleeve shirt, and blue overalls. Plus, he doesn't have a thick mustache nor a goofy Italian accent.

 

when you can use your Wii-mote to move real objects.

 

when you try to save somebodys life by going in an Uber Adventure Quest.

 

When you think you can hang a plasma screen TV in midair simply because you said moveObjects on.

 

when you think you can cheat death.

 

when you think u can move objects with your mind.

 

Whenever you gain EXP for casting burn on your newly acquired toast.

 

yhen your eyes bleed

 

When you trying to say 'NOCLIP' more than 100 times

 

when you carry around a gameshark to cheat off of when your wrighting tests

 

...when you CAN move objects with your mind o.0

 

when you think you have extra lives

 

You know you've been playing video games too much when you tap the screen of your computer with a pen.

 

...when you think you can set your office mates on fire with you're mind.

 

when you think you think you get bit by a spider you become superhuman.

 

when you start to play LARP (Live action role-playing game)

 

LARPs rock!

 

Spoken like a true NERD

 

When you try to go super sayan and do a kamehameha during an argument

 

You look like an idiot
it's the same thing as saying
BANKAI!!!