You know you play too much video games when....

You know you play too MANY video games when...

You're standing at the driver's side of your car, trying to remember what button on the controller opens the door.

(or my own personal...disorder...)

Dreaming about an epic video game that has never/will never/or hasn't been released yet, and then waking up frantically looking for it (true story).

 

when you try to smash your DSi to the wall because its beeping...

 

when you name a forum screen name after a video game character

 

you know you play too much when you...

sleep and have a dream about a combination of 5 different games flowing perfectly into each other... (check)
have the urge to create video game objects and items in construction class... (check)
make game references in your normal conversation (check)

the rest i forget...

 

When you "level up" and suddenly become stronger and gain new abilities
When you try to cast magic
When you see HP bars above people's heads or next to their "class names and lvs"
When you think all doors will open on their own if you stand next to them
When you think you can carry 99 of every item in your backpack
When you try to bring someone back to life with an item
When you think a enemy will wait for you to plan a attack
When you have a replica of the Master Sword
When you break everything you see and expect money to come flying out from them
When you expect animals to drop money if you kill them
When you expect enemies to drop pieces of armor or weapons that they obviously never had on them when they die in battle.
When you believe every animal that isn't obviously good is trying to kill you.
When you think guns and crossbows have unlimited ammo
When you are being tutored by someone for school and think they say "press A to continue"
When you think you can fight to your full potential as long as you are not dead.
When you believe that everyone you talk to must serve a purpose in your life.
When you start a "cutscene"
When you think you are a certain class-type (ex. mage, swordmaster, knight, etc.)

 

when you hold a key and though it a keyblade .....

 

youre blind..

 

I lol'ed :]

 

I'm sorry? I couldent read your post, I play to many video games

 

You surprassed the level cap in WOW...

 

start saying lol when you laugh

 

when you think being a plumer is a really cool job!

 

when i think i has ben's watch (in ben 10...)

 

when you are making a yoshi group...
(done in group 1/2 on school)

 

when your thumbs start to bleed

 

when you learn to play with your feet

 

when your thumbs are so mangled, you MUST play with your feet

 

epilepsy fails you...

 

this happens :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goPewYtLJGQ

 

your console eats you.