You know you play too much video games when....

when every time you get a guitar you say "where is the green, red, yellow, blue and orange buttons?"

 

when you dug up earth to go underground & make a secret base

 

When you have big, green, floating crystal above your head.

 

When you keep shaking your arms, hoping a keyblade will appear.

 

... you dress in shorts a t-shirt and a baseball cap, get a baseball bat and a backpack and beat the living snot out of things hoping to get a cookie from a crow...

earthbound

 

When you say on school: Woman: yoshi, where is holland? You: is not here, but in space! (im living in holland)(super Mario galaxy)

 

...if you think driving drunk is fun.

 

if you are making boxes with stone-painting an then jump to them

 

You know you play too much video games when.... you have sexual fantasies about Bridget from Guilty Gear.

 

you try to put an anchor in your pocket (sims castaway) im new... :-\

 

when you try to put a refigerator, a sink, and your dog in your pocket

 

When you think you'll explode a car by throwing a blue shell at it.

 

when your console hates you

 

when you walk out into the street and search a dumpster for a gun

 

..or a trashcan of medipacks

 

It's not?

 

you can't decide whether drink driving is fun or not

 

Or a pokeball

 

or a medipak

 

when you when you want "options" that will mimic your every move.