You know you play too much video games when....

You say congrats whenever the microwave dings.

 

when you think the bathroom is too far and go with diapers instead

 

You know you've played too many video games when you start dreaming in pixels.

 

When ye stop postin' on teh forums cause ye gots 80+ ROMs yeh haven't gotten arounds teh a playin yets.

 

When you die.

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you expect to shoot a person thinking he was going to jack your car with a bag of downers.
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when you LOL instead of laugh

The thing about the moos was cool. but why did it take 30 levels to learn how to play dead??

 

when its time for a dinner...lunch or breakfast..

 

when you eventually think everyone around you is a spy working for some secret organization

 

..when you check road kills for money and random items.

 

...when you try to draw magic from your friends

 

...when you think you can run on walls.

 

when you saw a crime scene and imagine you are the detective

 

when you think you have a 100% chance of coming back to life

 

when you're trying to save the world from evil.

 

When you do something really stupid and hope to retry from your last save point

 

when you think you can walk through walls.
oh no! I'm falling into nothing!

 

You say: "Enemy spotted!" when you see your boss at work.
You only enter the office after you clear it with a flashbang.
You leave your house through the vent shaft.
You try to steal every laptop, because it can contain info vital for your mission.
You search for the "B" key, when you go shopping.

I've seen these on a Counter Strike fansite