You know you play too much video games when....

it's true you know!

you know you play too many video games when...you think you can cast firaga

 

When you see a really hot girl and think "She would be awesome with a M4A1 in her hand :3"

Or if you are from army.

 

when you eat food and your needs meter goes down

 

when you smashing barrels hoping to find items.

 

When you think fruit and seashells are actually worth a decent amount of money.

 

When you try to open up the start menu in real life.

 

When you make a list of all games you've finished.

 

When you try to hit pause during a fight

 

When you think a flaming phoenix comes out of your fist when you punch someone.

 

When you think your whole body will have yellow aura and yellow hair during fights

 

When you eat mushrooms and flowers hoping to either get taller or spawn fire from your hands

 

too much vid games wen ur mom tells you to wash the dishes and yell OBJECTION!!! and start interrogatin her

 

When attack people wearing red/blue.

 

when you download the theme songs

 

When you DO hit pause in a fight....and it works

 

When the theme song keeps repeating in your head...
I am hearing it now.....(wait that's my brother singing the theme song)

 

When you think life has a reset button.

 

when you try to jump between two cliff.

 

when your room is full of game posters

 

when you start to understand the real life connection of this forum to almost every aspect of your miserable and pathetic life.