You know you play too much video games when....

I don't know much pokemon.
Don't play it anymore.

Played Platinum and diamond but I didn't find it amusing enough sorry

 

when you try to teach your pet hamster to smite thine foes with thunder by breaking a cd with thunder written on it over the hamsters head.

 

When you go go-karting (or any other form of racing) and start sticking mushrooms in your engine thinking you'll get a speed boost.

When you visit every store in the city trying to find sea-salt flavoured icecream.

When you start chopping off the limbs of dead people in hopes of stopping them from turning into necromorphs.

 

You know you play too much video games when.... You hallucinate your console turning into a transformer!

 

noooo
that would be awesome

 

when u think about games

 

when you burn your neighbor with a fire spell

 

When you think that red potions made out of god knows what could save your life. So you take a drink. Bad choice, buddy.

 

When you dont stop Dinner

 

When you can think of eleven pages of this stuff.

 

when you think your about to go on a chainsaw massacre (GTA)

 

when you don't sleep well

 

Your butt has been numb for the past week and a half.

 

POKEMON

When you try to double jump

 

when you throw a rock at a dog and say pokeball go

 

when you cut the grass looking for money

 

actually I do get money when I cut the grass

 

But you don't get Rupees

 

When you think an Umbrella is a Sword and you use it to "slash" your friends.
Seriously, sometimes I did it.

 

I can get rupees if I convert CAN$ to India's money