You know you play too much video games when....

When you do barrel rolls in the toilet

 

when you think everything is a video game

 

When you acquire a gun and starts shooting everyone else...and taking their money, too

 

When you start killing stuff with a guitar

 

when you start acting like Johnny bravo

 

When you dream that you have shadow blade..*pfft*

 

When you think you are a sucker....

 

When you shoot 'bullets' at people

 

You start throwing pumpkins out of the car window and on to the road in front of other cars

 

When you pay £30 to babysit stupid, annoying little brats

 

you know when you play too many video games when...

you try to "double jump" anything in the real world.

CTRL + ALT + Z doesn't work to pick the toast you just dropped on the floor. (guilty)

you T-BAG your friends casket... too much?

 

When you are at your Granda's Wake and go up to the priest and ask "have you forgotn how to bring people back to life" Followed by asking "If this is a bug, I hoped he saved because I will reset for him"
First time in a Curch and last

 

you know you play too much games when.....

your computer crashes and you think just by pressing the reset on your controller you think you escaped lifes problems

 

when you try to do a need for speed speedbreaker when driving a car

 

..when you try to eat large green and white mushrooms to get extra lives.

 

(has two sections for this)

1.(from an actual t-shirt i own, Ive had people force me to stand still for 3minutes while they read it -.-)

Name of Shirt "You might me a video game addict of...

*You have skipped many meals just trying to get to that next level.

*You have never been on a sports team, yet you are a champion at football, hockey and basketball.

*You get excited by a rating of "AO"

*You are part of an online gaming community. (heh)

*When you call your local plumber you assume that he will be Italian with a mustache and a jumpsuit.

*You are more worried about breaking a finger than a leg. (my 2nd worse fear other than paralyzed)

*You assume that your skills with driving games are enough to help you pass at the DMV.

*You look foward to game releases 3 years in advanced and think recent games are "so last year"

*The manager of your favorite local video game store invites you in saying, "Mi casa es su casa"

*You dream in pixels. (i fell off the couch once i read this)

*You have calluses on the finger tips for life.

*You remember complicated cheat codes, but not your own phone number....(actually true for me, sad i know)

*You turn off your console and get this awful empty feeling like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

*Whenever you unlock a door with a key you expect the key to then disappear.

*You know the difference between pressing and pushing a button and follow directions accordingly.

*You have found your soul mate and she is a princess whose kingdom needs saving.

*You convinced your mom that school is a waste of time because video games offer more opportunities for strategic and critical thinking.

*At the zoo, you wonder why all those lazy monkeys aren't climbing ladders and throwing barrels.

*Your friends would have an intervention for you, but they are too busy trying to beat your highest score.


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2.

When you get jumped by 5 people, then with you last energy you lift your face off the sidewalk and lift your finger and say..."I..I have 1hp left..".

 

when you start having suggestive dreams about the lead characters

 

This is great. I consistently out-dps all of the rogues. It's very funny since that's really their only role. I wish we had parry and blocks, and the armor ratings from TBC.