yo mama

yo mama so stupid that when the nurse said PUSH, she pulled instead


yo mama so fat when she jumped she caused a second ice age ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

no-lifers ...

 

Yo Mama so ugly,

I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.

 

The funny thing is, this could be my grandmother (she doesn't have a computer because she doesn't know how to work one ;D)

 

Your mama's son/daugher is so dumb...

 

Yo mama's like a hardware store 10c a screw.
Yo mama's so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's dumb that someone told her to get a colour Tv and she came back and said"what colour?"

Yo mama's fat she got her own postal code.
Yo mama's so cheap she put out paper plates on the table and said"Don't wreck the good china.

 

Yo mama's like a freezer. Everybody puts their meat in her.
Yo mama's so nasty, she had you.

 

Not this again...

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