Yo Mama is so...

Good one
Yo mama is so ugly that yo have no dada as she stole you from the hospital

 

Heres One

Yo mama so fat when she worked as a maid, the only thing she cleaned was the fridge!

 

Three of em

yo momma is so stupid she sits on the Tv and watches the couch

yo momma is so fat when you brother/sister was born she said "mmmm smells like chicken"

a cheezy one i made up

yo momma is so fat she's the reason the titanic sunk(no offence titanic umm...people)

 

yo mamas so fat ... thats she's fat O.O

 

Yo Mama is so stupid that she steal free bread...

 

Yo mama is what she is...

 

Yo Mama is so horny that she rip my virginity

 

Yo mama is so profane that swear words are the only things in her vocabulary, it also is the reason behind her stupidity...

 

yo mamas so dumb she threw the fire extinguisher on a fire 0.0

 

Yo mama is so stupid that she went to a bonfire wearing oil for suncream...

 

Yo Momma so Smelly
the government make her wear a Biohazard warning

she made Right Guard call for backup.

even the dogs won't smell her.

an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"

that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...

she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.

her poo is glad to escape.

that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!

that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...

that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks...

even sewer rats get outta her way...

that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer...

Yo Momma so Dirty
she has to creep up on the bath water.

that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.

that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.

she lost 2 stone after taking a shower

that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.

that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

Yo Momma so Greasy
Texaco buy oil from her

she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...

her freckles slipped off.

the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry

she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed

her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.

she uses bacon as a band aid.

 

HEY I GOT ONE............................

your mama so fat that nobody saw sunlight again.
your mama is so thin she ate a peanut and got pregnant.
your mama is so smelly that they sent nasa people to collect her gas.
your mama is so nasty she farts! when she pressed the fart button.
your mama is so dumb that she asked the lady in the clothes store,where can I buy some clothes.

(>-.-)>kirby happy

 

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

 

Yo mamma's so dark, not even a blind man would date her, because she is darker than what he already cannot see!

 

i got heaps

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you have ta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says

 

Yo mamas so stupid she gets her jokes from CloudBoii12