Yo Mama is so...

Yo mama is so cold that she made the ice queen look hot

 

Yo mama's got so much hair on her chest that her breasts remind me of coconuts! (>^.^)>

 

yo mamas so fat she goes out wearin a raincoat and people call TAXI!!

 

Yo mamas got wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers! (>!.!)>

 

Yo mama is so old that God respects her as an elder...

 

Yo mama is so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard. (>-.-)> (kirby dosent like nerd jokes)

 

Yo mama is so immature that she thought that making you was a game of tag...

 

yo mamas like a rolercoaster, everyone gets a ride

 

Yo mama is like B+Q... a penny a screw... plenty of tools... I could go on...

 

Yo mama's like a shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded.

 

Yo mama's so bed in bed i slept with her and i got horny a month later

 

your mummas like a hardware store, 5c a screw

 

Yo mama has such a big mouth that when she shouts she recieves echo-location...

 

Where have I herd that before??

Yo mama's so old her boobs reach her knees!!

 

You'll never be half the man your mother was.

 

You heard it from me! ;D
Yo mama is so stupid she thought michael jackson was singing about billy's jeans (surprisingly that's the only song she thinks she understands)

 

yo mama so old she sat next to jesus in the 2nd grade

 

Yo mama is so cheap that she is the woman from the advert for topless wii :-X

 

yo mam so fat her belt size is equator !!