Yo Mama is so...

*yo mama is sooo fat, she uses an airport runway as an ironing board.
*yo mama is sooo dumb,she brought a spoon to a bowling alley.
*yo mama is sooo fat, when she climbs a mountain, fellow climbers thought she was the mountain.
*yo mama is sooo hairy, her boobs look like coconuts.
*yo mama is sooo hairy, when an ant climbs in through her toes, it reaches her ankles 10 years later.
*yo mama is sooo hairy, they found a news species of lion in her chest hair.

 

Yo mama is like a door knob - because everybody gets a turn!

 

Yo mama is so dirty that she taught Renji their yo mama jokes

 

WoW that was bad but not as bad as yo mama in bed last night. (>0.0)>

 

Yo mama's so nasty, she gave birth to you.

 

Yo mama is so ugly if you stare at her long enough you're gonna go blind. (>x.x)> (yo mama killed kirby)

 

tell yo mama i left the 50 cents on the fridge,
yo mama's just like the town bike everyone get's a ride,
yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor spanked her mama,
yo mama so ugly she's got a head like a smashed crab,
yo mama so ugly she's got a head like a half sucked mango,
yo mama so ugly she's got a head like a dropped pie,
if my dog had a face like yo mama's I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards,
yo mama's so fat she's got her own zip code,
yo mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets,

 

Yo mama is like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more. (>0.0)>

 

ok this ones little dirty

well a lot?? lol

why can your mamma only get screwed in the pacific ocean??
how else are you supposed to keep a pussy that big wet?? lol

 

Yo mama is like peanut butter - oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread. (>0.0)>

 

Yo mama is so fatt that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so ugly... that she is ugly ! Yeah ! Haha

 

Yo Mamas like Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happy. (>0.0)>

 

Yo mama is so yo dada

 

Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.
Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' mama is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

 

Yo mama is so jokes-worthy she has earned her self a website in dedication to her- http://www.bestyomamajoke.com/

 

Hay thats not fair! im not using a website!..... What ever.....

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
(>0.0)>

 

I haven't been using websites, my stuff comes out of my head
Yo mama is so fat that Stephen Hawking got his black hole theory from her a**

 

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows! (>0.0)>

 

Yo mama is so scary that I am too scared to finish the joke...

 

Yo mama is so poor that when I went over for dinner and took a paper plate from the kitchen and she yelled "Don't use the good china!!" (>^.^)>