Yo Mama is so...

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

 

Best thread ever.

Yo mama's so fat she died of a heart attack.

Credits to: Cyanide and Happiness.

 

Yo mama so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower

 

Yo mama jumps off a cliff - who benefits: society

 

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh... YUMMM!! Wonder what your gonna have for dinner...

 

* Yo momma’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

* Yo momma’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.

* Yo momma’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.

* Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas

Yo momma's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

* Yo Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo momma's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

 

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone

 

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

 

Yo moma's so stupid she got run over by a parked car
Yo mama shouldn't of gone to specsavers
Yo mama smells so bad that when she went to a bad smell competition there was nobody to judge because they all choked to death.
Yo mama is so easy that she has an orgasm putting on her underwear
Yo mama is your mother
Yo mama is so fat she is the one that caused world hunger
Yo mama is in this joke
Yo mama is so scary she is the one that caused the phrase "mama mia!" when she landed in Italy
Yo mama is so boring I have lost the will to finish this joke
Tell yo mama the yo mama jokes above!

 

Yo mama is so fat when she fell in love she broke it.

 

your mama's so ugly that you have to tie a pork chop round her neck so the dog will play with her ;D

 

Yo mama is so smelly she goes to a big farm to rub their mess over her for deoderant

 

yo mama's so fat that when she got in the sea the whale's started to sing 'We Are Family'

Yo mama's so ugly she broke the mirror when she approached it

Yo mama's so fat that she could get the world out of poverty

 

Yo mama is so fat that if she got sucked into the internet her toenail would be the only thing that got in before the infinite internet got full

 

Yo mama's so ugly, hold on....you got a mirror handy? (>0.0)>

 

yo mama's fat that the world can eat him for the next century

 

yo mama is so thick she starved to death in a supermarket

 

Yo mama is like a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.

 

Yo mama is like ITV remove the T and put a H in front and she's got it!

 

Yo mama is so fat she's like a 747 - a 3 man cock pit! (>0.0)>