Yo Girls and Guys

This thread just keeps getting better and better

 

I'm glad my topic is 'entertaining' you guys haha
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I fit this EXACTLY haha
Where are you from??

 

Ohho... I smell love in the air~
;D

 

haha

 

Joshaz if anything happens, practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

 

Must:
Compatable personality.
Good spelling and English.
Atheist/Agnostic.
Attractive to me.
Fun.
Likes hugs and kissing.
Loves me! Top 1.
Trusts me!
And I can trust her!

Preferences:
Cute
B to D breasts
Nice ass
Likes sex
Has humour
Feels the same dislike as I do for certain types of people
Would like to punch MDS ;p
Nice hips!
Pretty face!
Good fashion sense!
Smells nice!
Plays games!
etc

 

Emo or Punk or Scenic I like them all

 

LOL ;D
Great advice ;D

 

ppppshhhhhh.... Stereotypes. That's all this thread needs...

 

YEAAAAH .... that hurts!

http://www.s1cness.com/wp-content/emo.jpg [DAMN! But the two guys shown HOTLINKED are cool anyway]

I once was part of the gothic - scene ... give me some emos and I will rip some heads of!!! DAMN PUSSIES! just an imitational mix of goth, rockabilly ... :
Emo should just stand for a musicscene cause the youth movement is crap.


;D Sorry.

 

What a HOTLINKER!!

................-_-"

 

My dream girl should come with a preinstalled sense of humour.

She shouldn't be "pretty" in the common sense of word, but she should definately look interesting. Also she shouldn't slim :/

 

i like soldiers lol
this is what i dislike on guys: bisexual, homosexual, gay or whatever sexuality it is, i want a straight guy!

 

-good sense of humor
-laid back
-timid to a certain degree (could be shy around people but can open up when alone)
-loves gaming
-loves watching movies
-loves to eat (don't want her skinny nor do I want her big.. I just love a girl with an appetite since I can eat a lot and never get fat from it)
-listen to similar songs
-appearance; average at least (I prefer cute over pretty/hot to be honest)
-knows how to be a lady on the streets but be her inner child/wild when alone
-responsible
-knows how to handle money (honestly.. a lot of gals I dated had this problem lol..)
-asian (not being racist or anything; I'm very multicultural in terms of friends but I never seem to "click" with a gal that's not asian for some reason [the same for the gal.. we just have these awkward conversations and it kind of ends there].. I hope that can change though 'cause I'd love to date someone other than my own ethnicity)

as tough as this list is, i have to be realistic and say that these are wants and not needs (it doesnt matter even if that person only gets one check off the list). from my experience, all that matters is how much affection the partners get from one another. thats what keeps everything steady.

 

wow what a tough checklist lol

 

Hmm... Well, just to get the fickleness out of the way, I'd rather someone whose face isn't "ugly without silliness" (to borrow a phrase from Lord of the Flies). Not that I'm entirely obsessed with looks, but- Actually, no, I'll stop 'appearance' here instead of running the risk seeming a total arsehole.

-understands my bizarre sense of humor
-can realize that a good deal of what I say I don't mean
-not clingy
-isn't a huge money-spender
-no drug addictions (including cigarettes, due to allergies)
-likes or is neutral to gaming
-not a political or religious fanatic
-likes, or at least doesn't hate: video games; comedy/horror/action movies; the internet; and manga/anime
-not an officer of the law (on account of a Romulation account) or a blood relation close enough to cause deformities
-honest
-always has been female (no hermaphrodites/sex changes/traps)
-is fine with my reading and gaming addiction
-is fine with my paranoia (I call it preparedness)
-not morbidly obese
-not prone to cheating/STDs

Actually, these can be summed up as
-open-minded
-will not arrest me/get me arrested
-likes me for personality (not intelligence/appearance/wealth)
-a few appearance-related qualifications


... Anyone else feel VERY alone after typing their list?

 

haha yeah. as tough as it is though, i gotta be realistic. i don't expect to checkmark everything when i meet someone. in the end, all that matters is if you two really care about each other. thats the time when you know your criterias wouldn't matter or even come to mind.

 

Ouch

Oh well..I just whinge and bitch mostly...not the steroeo typical type ethier-no make up...just a few black shirt and a rather unhappy way of life..


Normal-looks it's sunny

Me-GOD DAM F**ING SUN CAN GO TO HELL!


...I like rain, video games, people who can withstand my bitchy-ness (so I'd prefer a non-emo to change me XD) and just hanging out...simple minded I am.

All I want is someone smart, patient, and willing to help me if I fall (over)


Oh...nationality is less important...but being half asian...prehaps.. ;D

 

i actually liked some of your criterias lol

-timid to a certain degree (could be shy around people but can open up when alone)
-knows how to be a lady on the streets but be her inner child/wild when alone
-knows how to handle money (could be a stockholder lol)
-asian (err..?)

all users who posted here sounded like singles lol

 

may i know why the "err?"? haha its cause of the environment i live in.. im surrounded by asians everywhere thats why i always wanna try something different. and yea.. im single. gotta admit haha.