Write a Haiku of the User/Avatar above you

Parasol... How strange.
Are you a beach umbrella?
If so, I'll steal you.

 

Sayuri... How strange.
This line contains seven words.
This line contains five

 

Stanley Richards loves
to hang out with other goats
grass tastes like rainbows

 

You're quite sensitive,
But there's nothing wrong with that!
After all, you're well nice!

 

I will kidnap you
Force you into a marriage
You will cook my food

 

Um... Well... That's quite strange...
And now I'm slightly unnerved.
Are you a rapist?

 

Depends on the day
Haikus are fucking stupid
I can't keep this up

 

That's what she said, lol
Why she had one, I don't know
Kinda disturbing...

 

Hello, young Hero.
I have some advice to give.
Would you like to hear?

 

Oh, Look, it is him.
Corriger, long time
No see, dude.Yup.

 

Hey I know you dude
You're that guy from Thunderbirds
Y U SO SILLY?

 

Silly, I am not.
Thunderbirds, never again.
Y U SPEAK LOUD?

Bet I failed.