would you________ ?

No
Would you be the last poster in every single thread?

 

No

Would you stop talking about last posts?

 

sure
would you teach me how to fly?

 

If I knew how to

Would you comfort me if I cried because fishy isn't here?

 

uh yes
would you tell me who fishy was?

 

yes, corplfish

would you read every post in the spam thread?

 

no
would you?

 

no

would you eat pie?

 

Yes...again
Would you repeat that about?

 

no

would you eat 3 hot dogs right now?

 

no
would you eat poop?

 

No
Would you reply to your own question?

 

no
would you eat moldy cheese?

 

No
Would you give me the link to your picture?

 

no

would you give me Internets and level up my Pokemon?

 

No

Would you tell me a decent question?

 

no
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would you answer yes to this question?

 

Yes
Would you tell me why?

 

no
would you not ask a question?

 

no
would you change your avatar?