worst thing you have ever done

Wow, nice...

 

Not bad, but once I kicked an American in the shins.

Boy was he pissed.

 

I touched my thingie once...

 

Have a fight. I dislike violence, but everybody have a limit.

 

3 burglarys, about a dozen stolen cars, lost count of the motorbikes ive stolen and the garages ive robbed, if you ever watched them tv shows in england in the 90's and the police was chasing stolen cars in hull, that was me or one of my friends. 2 of my friends have died in stolen cars.
Tried most drugs, been charged with assault, set a school on fire and sat on the roof and watched the fire brigade.
I havent done anything since i was about 16 though

 

Smashed a school window and only 2 other people know about it

 

There was this one time about 2,000 years ago that I pretended to be the son of a deity for about twenty years, pissed off a lot of people for some reason.

 

well me and my friends want to pull a prank on a teacher we hated
so we stole her bottle of iced tea and pissed on it
after classes she drank the ice tea w/ piss and he said it tasted salty
when he found out it had piss on it he like immediately puked on the floor
we we laughed so hard ^-^
Told you revenge was sweet but in this case it was salty ^-^

 

Setting of a firework in class. It set off the smoke alarms.

Like this one here:

 

so whats an old fart doing on this site, and how do you live that long

 

OLD? Hmmm...I suppose by comparison...I've only lived in this universe though, my father witnessed the birth of the last four. Can't wait til I get to witness such an event.

 

so if this is the only universe how many planets have you been to or visited

 

Just this one, I can't move through space. Or time branches.

 

[quote author=Jed_1337 link]
well me and my friends want to pull a prank on a teacher we hated
so we stole her bottle of iced tea and pissed on it
after classes she drank the ice tea w/ piss and he said it tasted salty
when he found out it had piss on it he like immediately puked on the floor
we we laughed so hard ^-^
Told you revenge was sweet but in this case it was salty ^-^
[/quote]Either thats complete bullshit or your teacher had a sex change during the course of the story.

 

or was a hermaphrodite...

 

i pissed in a neighbours kettle
and same night i put her cat in the freezer

 

ouch. i'm not nearly as evil as you.

 

i shot a squirrel with my Ruger Mini 14 rifle... it was like falling apart and once i broke a kids nose

 

Worst thing i ever did? buying an R4 lol

 

oh and once i smoked weed at school during lunch... most fun i've ever had at that place