Worst jokes EVAR!!

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

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Unique up on it

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

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The tame way unique up on it

 

what did Hitler say to his best friend in the concentration camp?

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don't take it personally, but I always hated Jew. (get it, "hated you")

What did the whore say to the other whore having sex with a man?

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He cunt do it

 

Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks.

 

proud kid: my great grandpa fought napoleon
my grandpa fought the nazis
and my pop fought with the americans

friend: your folks dont get along do they?

 

A Glenrothes girl goes to put her name on the housing list.
The council worker says 'Are you married?'
'No.'
...
'How many children do you have?'
'Ten'.
'What are their names?'
'All called Liam!'
'Isn't that kind of confusing?'
'No, it's great. I just shout LIAM TIME FOR BED and they all come running at once.'
'But what if you want to speak to them individually?'
'Oh I just use their surname.'


Wouldn't say this is one of the worst jokes ever, but i wanted to post it somewhere.

 

A guy yelled SHIT.Why?

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'Cuz he stepped on some crap on his way home.

 

there once was an elephant who slept near some ants.
one day the ants got mad at the elephant because he was destroying their anthill(s).
the ants climbed on top of him in order to scare him, but the elephant woke up.
the elephant got up, shook the ants off, and all the ants fell off, except for one on his neck.
the ants on the floor yelled "choke him!" "Choke Him!"
THE END

 

What kind of game do you play with a wombat?

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Wom.

A drum set is pushed off a cliff.

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Ba-dum-tiss

 

so a llama took a girl's dolly and shhe yelled "gimmie back my dali-llama"