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Worst jokes EVAR!!

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by +AcE!eJ+, May 26, 2010.

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  1. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    Yo momma is so ugly, even Miley Cyrus says "DAAAAAAAAYUMN"
     
    ShinChanfan, Jan 11, 2011
    #61
  2. trimbletown

    trimbletown Well-Known Member

    A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.
     
    trimbletown, Jan 11, 2011
    #62
  3. kenny6457

    kenny6457 Well-Known Member

    you got that off that one movie(forget name) didnt you
     
    kenny6457, Jan 11, 2011
    #63
  4. FireKuraWolf

    FireKuraWolf New Member

    Warning:Next one may blow your mind...

    Why did a emo guy kill himself?

    'Cuz someone called him Elmo instead of EMO!
     
    FireKuraWolf, Jan 11, 2011
    #64
  5. j c 2000

    j c 2000 Well-Known Member

    What did Venom say to Spiderman
    What a webhead :-\
     
    j c 2000, Jan 11, 2011
    #65
  6. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    How cold is it outside? It's so cold that ...

    ... we had to chisel the dog off a fire-hydrant

    ... the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women

    ... you light a candle and the flame freezes

    ... you have to break the smoke off your chimney

    ... you have to open the fridge to heat the house
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Jan 12, 2011
    #66
  7. will1008

    will1008 Well-Known Member

    Meet the Spartan?
     
    will1008, Jan 12, 2011
    #67
  8. Yadidi

    Yadidi Member

    You tell someone to shutup , and they say pant down .
    According to the noobs who crack this lame joke , shut up is similiar to shirt up .
    Pity.
     
    Yadidi, Jan 12, 2011
    #68
  9. RedX753

    RedX753 Member

    What did the dish say to the other dish!

    Dinners on me!
    ;D

    8) LOL
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    Hers a joke you might not get the first time you read it.

    A man walks into a bar....... Ouch!
     
    RedX753, Jan 12, 2011
    #69
  10. Awec

    Awec Active Member

    Shouldn't that be Shyriiwook
     
    Awec, Jan 12, 2011
    #70
  11. doughboy

    doughboy Guest

    LOL!

    Close your eyes and imagine a monkey on a trcycle...there you go, funny ain't it XD
     
    doughboy, Jan 12, 2011
    #71
  12. garychencool

    garychencool Well-Known Member

    What do mandarins and oranges have in common?

    They are both orange!
     
    garychencool, Jan 12, 2011
    #72
  13. fabvini

    fabvini Well-Known Member

    There are two muffins in the oven and one says: boy is it hot in here! Then the other one says: Ahhhh! A talking Muffin!
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    Your Mama is like the Home teleport in Runescape. I use her for free, every 30 minutes!
     
    fabvini, Jan 12, 2011
    #73
  14. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    What did the cow say to the horse?

    Moo
     
    Devon, Jan 13, 2011
    #74
  15. kenny6457

    kenny6457 Well-Known Member

    i think thats the one
     
    kenny6457, Jan 13, 2011
    #75
  16. Lock+Load

    Lock+Load New Member

    What time do you go to the dentist?
    Tooth Hurty
     
    Lock+Load, Jan 13, 2011
    #76
  17. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    What did the dog do when it wanted to pause the game?

    it PAWS(paused) the game!

    Du-dum-TISH
     
    ShinChanfan, Jan 13, 2011
    #77
  18. iluvgtavcs

    iluvgtavcs Guest

    yo mommas so fat that when she jumps for joy he gets stuck
    (originally said by russell peters)
     
    iluvgtavcs, Jan 13, 2011
    #78
  19. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    Your momma's so ugly you were a product of rape... in the dark... and the rapist was blind...
     
    Devon, Jan 13, 2011
    #79
  20. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    what is big and yellow?

    a bulldozer

    what is big, yellow and isn't a bulldozer?

    still a bulldozer

    :)
     
    athemoe, Jan 13, 2011
    #80
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