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Worst jokes EVAR!!

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by +AcE!eJ+, May 26, 2010.

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  1. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    The picture made me laugh at it


    So a chicken and a goose walk into the bar, and the chicken wants some cut TURKEY and the goose wants some fried chicken.

    So the chicken said, "Cannibal!" then the Turkey said, "Nou. Want some JERKY?" and the chicken said, "Turkey?!"
     
    ShinChanfan, Jan 7, 2011
    #41
  2. Don9aldo

    Don9aldo Well-Known Member

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Doctor.
    Doctor Who?

    ZOMG how'd ya know my name!?

    *Edit* Crap it was done before!
     
    Don9aldo, Jan 7, 2011
    #42
  3. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    I know a lame joke...



    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
    Robin, get in the car.
     
    athemoe, Jan 7, 2011
    #43
  4. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Debt Collectors
     
    Devon, Jan 8, 2011
    #44
  5. mr snow

    mr snow Well-Known Member

    What did the English guy say take the Japanese guy?
    Uhh...what?
     
    mr snow, Jan 8, 2011
    #45
  6. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    There was an english, irish and a french man, they all walked into a bar.

    A passerby laughs at their misfortune.
     
    Devon, Jan 8, 2011
    #46
  7. slingshot182

    slingshot182 Well-Known Member

    there is a one story purple house..


    THe couch is purple, the TV is purple, the floor is purple the food is purple even the CAT is purple..What color are the stairs?
    There are no stairs, its a one story house
     
    slingshot182, Jan 8, 2011
    #47
  8. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Form a AVGN video:

    What did Zelda said to Link when he cloudn't open the door?
    Tri force
     
    Jonez001, Jan 8, 2011
    #48
  9. theunderling

    theunderling Well-Known Member

    What do you call a Muslim bricklayer




    a trowelhead
     
    theunderling, Jan 8, 2011
    #49
  10. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    What did the farmer say to the cow?


    TIME FOR YOUR MILKING
     
    ShinChanfan, Jan 8, 2011
    #50
  11. Sarra93

    Sarra93 New Member

    what are vegetables known as in math class?

    square roots.
    HAR HAR.
     
    Sarra93, Jan 8, 2011
    #51
  12. Conrannex

    Conrannex Guest

    Hahaha, oh god, I just laughed out loud.


    What's the difference between a verbatim hard-drive and a car? The car crashes less.
     
    Conrannex, Jan 8, 2011
    #52
  13. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    Why did the Chicken cross the road?

    To explode.
     
    ShinChanfan, Jan 8, 2011
    #53
  14. slingshot182

    slingshot182 Well-Known Member

    .....
     
    slingshot182, Jan 9, 2011
    #54
  15. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    if johnny has 2 apples and susie has 4 apples and i have a shovel. what happens when i bring them to a dark alley?

    I get my apples
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Jan 9, 2011
    #55
  16. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    Did you know thay one of my friends has a job on the cemetary? He has many persons under him!

    ('under him' is a Dutch expression, 'onder hem', and it means that they are his employees)
     
    Jonez001, Jan 9, 2011
    #56
  17. iluvgtavcs

    iluvgtavcs Guest

    Yo momma so old jurrasic park brought back memories

    That is shit. :p
     
    iluvgtavcs, Jan 9, 2011
    #57
  18. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie
     
    athemoe, Jan 9, 2011
    #58
  19. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    Yo momma is so fat, it affects her self-esteem.
     
    Devon, Jan 10, 2011
    #59
  20. iluvgtavcs

    iluvgtavcs Guest

    I may have started hell.

    Yo momma so dumb she says one plus one equals fish
     
    iluvgtavcs, Jan 10, 2011
    #60
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