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Worst jokes EVAR!!

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by +AcE!eJ+, May 26, 2010.

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  1. FireKuraWolf

    FireKuraWolf New Member

    A:Hey man, what are you doing?
    B:An upload.
    A:What, appleroad?
     
    FireKuraWolf, Jun 16, 2010
    #21
  2. mr snow

    mr snow Well-Known Member

    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Doctor
    Doctor who?
    No, I'm your pediatrician.
     
    mr snow, Jun 17, 2010
    #22
  3. workernetGB

    workernetGB Member

    why does pedobear approves windows 7?

    because it's seven.
     
    workernetGB, Jan 5, 2011
    #23
  4. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    Hey, I'm about to mention a joke involving a fart. But however, instead I shall do this.

    A: Sup.
    B: *fart*
    A: Ew.
    B: *fart*
    A: Stop it!
    B: *fart*
    A: *cockslap*

    Then they had a cockfight
     
    ShinChanfan, Jan 5, 2011
    #24
  5. manaseater

    manaseater Well-Known Member

    Knock knock
    Whos there?
    Doctor
    Doctor who?
    No, I'm your proctologist.

    Fixed.
     
    manaseater, Jan 5, 2011
    #25
  6. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    What did the idiot say to the boxer before he got knocked out?

    Where's the punchline?
     
    mds64, Jan 5, 2011
    #26
  7. DaSiofthra

    DaSiofthra Active Member

    Why does pedobear like twenty eight year olds?
    because there's 20 of them
     
    DaSiofthra, Jan 5, 2011
    #27
  8. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    How do you get pikachu on a bus?

    POKE 'EM ON!

    Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Jan 5, 2011
    #28
  9. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    I'm going to make a family guy style joke.

    HEY MEG LOOK IM GOING TO RANDOMLY BEAT YOU *fart*
     
    ShinChanfan, Jan 5, 2011
    #29
  10. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    A man walks into a bar, a passerby laughs at his misfortune.
     
    Devon, Jan 6, 2011
    #30
  11. DaSiofthra

    DaSiofthra Active Member

    What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

    Where's my tractor?
     
    DaSiofthra, Jan 6, 2011
    #31
  12. Glitchernator

    Glitchernator Guest

    *Sigh* ...Why did the tomato blush?

    Because... he saw... salad dressing...
     
    Glitchernator, Jan 6, 2011
    #32
  13. Awec

    Awec Active Member

    2 blonds walk into a bar, you would have thought one of them would have seen it.
     
    Awec, Jan 6, 2011
    #33
  14. NYman

    NYman Well-Known Member

    Why was the chicken happy?
    Everything was eggcelent.
     
    NYman, Jan 6, 2011
    #34
  15. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    What do you call a guy who is a jerk and is named Jack?
    a JACKass
     
    ShinChanfan, Jan 6, 2011
    #35
  16. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    What's black and floats on the ocean shouting, "Knickers!"?

    Crude oil
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Jan 6, 2011
    #36
  17. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    One.
     
    Devon, Jan 6, 2011
    #37
  18. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    So a bear and a fish walked into a bar, and they said, "Hey, who needs bar food when you have eachother?"
    The bear ate the fish
     
    ShinChanfan, Jan 6, 2011
    #38
  19. DaSiofthra

    DaSiofthra Active Member

    A bear walks into a bar and says: 'I............ need............ a.............. beer"

    Bartender says:
    Why the big paws(pause)?
     
    DaSiofthra, Jan 7, 2011
    #39
  20. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    To.
    To who?
    Surely that should be, "To whom?"
    [​IMG]
     
    Xx_Sayuri_xX, Jan 7, 2011
    #40
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