Worst Case Scenario

WCS: Your parents and the government lied about everything; you're a girl.

The sun asplodes

 

WCS: it really exploded, and we are left w/o a sun

it imploded

 

WCS: It turns into a huge black hole and we all get sucked up.

I go for a jog.

 

WCS: you tripped and fell off a cliff

i was at the bottom of the cliff

 

WCS you get flattened by a big rock

a new contender joins the brawl ;D

 

WCS: I come along...

We drink milk.

 

WCS I poisend yours

I eat a mcvittes

 

WCS:I never have heard of them and laugh at the name XD


I scream at a deaf person.

 

they are a biscuit you dummy

WCS the person was not deaf and pulls out a chainsaw in retaliation

I make love to my GF (is that allowed?)

 

WCS: Your sexual activity leads to having many kids who become inbreed years later

(I'm australian-never heard of those )

I show you the spam section here...

 

WCS: we has another one of those"i<3randomzzzzz" people

houston we have a problem, i pooed my pantz

 

WCS: Houston cannot reply because they pooed n their pants

I eat Hot Pockets

 

WCS: They were too hot and severely burned your throat, leaving so much scarring that you become unable to eat anything else and die of starvation.

I blow bubbles.

 

WCS: those bubbles were filled with toxic gas and the whole world(including you) dies

i eat popcorn

 

WCS: You begin to choke and someone performs the heimlich maneuver on you. You spit out the piece of popcorn you were choking on and it flies into a baby's mouth. The baby chokes and you become one of the world's most wanted and are forced to be on the run for the rest of your life.

I buy a unicycle.

 

WCS: You find that unicycling is surprisingly easy, but when you take out your bike, you fall off and hit your head.

I win the game.

 

WCS: everyone tells you thst you cannot win 'the game' and there is only losing and if you remember 'the game' you lose, yet you try to be a sore winner and get beaten

i lost the game

 

WCS: You go around sulking about losing and eventually cry to Chuck Norris. He kills you with an annoyed roundhouse kick to the face.

I am practicing acrobatics.

 

WCS:You fall over and break ya neck

Ripping happy tree friends from their piracy protected dvd

 

WCS: Some people dressed up as the Happy tree Friends come and rip you from your skeleton. ...They then proceed to kill eachother.

IMing on AIM