Wish spoler game

Re: Kill the wish

Sorry to tell you this, but the "no to non-sensical" necro-posting of old threads only applies to the other more serious sections of the forums. Threads here on Forum games are OK to necro-post since it helps keep the section free of duplicate topics that clutter the section.

Also, the mere fact that "Wish Spoiler Game" has been very successful is enough reason why it should be revived, while your copycat one needs to be merged with it instead.

 

Re: Kill the wish

...Shut up, Quagmire...Just kiddin'.But did you really have to make it this long?

 

Granted, but in the end you turn into Chuck Norris and end up beating your self.

I wish I could get some damn help on finding a cat :|

 

Granted, here's a hobo he will help you

I wish I have powers like Misaka Mikoto

 

granted but I kill you

I wish there was a way to there somewhere and not be there at the same time

 

granted but you will have to goto a learning school for not making sense...

I wish it was oppisite year

 

Granted, but because it was opposite year your wish is reversed so it isn't opposite year.

I wish I had a private army of assassins

 

Granted, but they betray you and kill you on the first minute of work.

I wish this wish wasn't a wish, but was instead a hamburger being eaten by some obese guy.

 

granted. But the guy isnt obese anymore

i wish i was at home

 

Granted, but it is on fire, there is no water or fire extinguisher nearby, you are chained to a extremely strong wooden wall, and there is no way of getting in or out of it.

I wish I had a lot of time on my hands.

 

Granted, but everyone is jelly of you and stops being your friend. Eternal loneliness

I wish I had an unlimited source of money

 

granted but youll get alot of income tax comming towards u in like 10000000's and ull be board as anything

i wish i can fart when wanting to fart

 

Granted, but you repulse everybody and lose all your friends

I wish I was dictator of the world

 

Granted, but your reign only lasts for an hour before you are overthrown by a bloody coup.

I wish I could teleport to any location instantly.

 

Granted, but teleporting makes your brain bleed more everytime.

I wish I had eternal life, youth, energy, and wisdom.

 

Granted, but you outlive all your friends and family and end up wandering the wasteland for an eternity

I wish I had a turret

 

That actually doesn't sound too bad...
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Granted, but it explodes on you.

I wish I could never get bored.

 

granted but you are forced to do what you like most forever!

I wish I could have a console that will launch in the next decade.

 

Granted, but you have no games, and it doesn't work without them.

I wish I had brain bleach.

 

Granted, but it blows up

I wish for an incorruptible wish that isn't negative >=D