Wish spoler game

Granted, but it's a strawberry-Cucumber cake from 10 year's ago.

I wish I would find later a nice looking, good cooking, perfect guy who doesn't cheat on me.

 

granted!
but he turns out to be a hermaphrodite

lol


I wish I could live in any game I wanted to

 

Granted, but when you're in Dementium, you get stuck and can't get out.

I wish I was able to use magic.

 

Granted, but you're as fumbly as Ron Weasley. Ouch!

I wish I had a shot of vodka right about now.

 

granted, but you can forget about that liver of yours

i wish i was done school and was a game designer

 

Granted, but you suck and everyone hates you :

I wish I could move things with my mind.

 

Granted, but you would be hunted down and killed by the CIA

I wish I could teleport instantly to wherever I wanted

 

granted but you could only teleport one feet away from you.

I wish i could kill someone by staring at them.

 

granted but you will get a black eye with a big hump over both of them so u can only see a little bit XD

I wish i can go in the pokemon world without any1 putting sumthing funny or hurting me :L

 

Granted, but i'm going to hurt you, then make a joke of it.

I wish my country was not full of Chavs.

 

I hate chavs so much.
Granted but emo's take over?

I wish my wish won't be broken.

 

Don't we all!? They soo need to become extinct or something XD...anyway

Granted, but now you have to KISS A MALE CHAV!!!!!!(or spend a night with me, whichever seams worse)

I wish that you didn't wish that your wish could not be broken.

 

Granted, I will not wish that.

I wish for a mutant cyborg robo monkey.

 

Granted, but he turns against you and rips you in half

I wish that the government would hand out ChavRifles, so we could kill them and have some fun.

 

Err.... let me just say, it won't happen...

I wish I had a bone to pick with you right about now.

 

me? Granted, but it gets violent and we both end up in hospital

I wish Total Jerkface had more games

 

Granted but they ran out of supply.

I wish they outlaw being a total slut.

 

Re: Kill the wish

Already posted.
But I beat down that argument by saying that that one has not been posted in for 30 or more days.
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Granted, but they freeze your life.And there's no reseting.
I wish I had all the money in the world.

 

Re: Kill the wish

Granted, But you died before you get the money

I wish that my wish wont be killed

 

Re: Kill the wish

Granted, however it will be torned down to pieces.

I wished I beat Chuck Norris;.