Wish spoler game

Granted! Buuutt... you have to pay 8000 microsoft points for another use.

I wish for all A's in all my classes

 

granted, but they replaced the grading scale, and A now equals F

I wish my PC could play bioshock

 

Granted. But it crashes about 10 minutes of playing, can not restart, and your pc can not load any other games

I wish Activision didnt remove the DLC for Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2

 

Granted but know the is no marvel

I wish KH was real

 

granted, but sora kills you

i wish for an incorruptible wish

 

Granted... after you die.

I wish I could have a regeneration ability on par with Alucard's.

 

granted but it makes you COMPLETELY PINK

I wish for the next poster to grant my wish instantly, with no side effects

 

Granted, until the genie decides to be an ass and take it back.

I wish I knew how Disney gained the rights to create the Prince of Persia movie.

 

granted, but youll forget it in a seccond

i wish i could use magic

 

granted but u end u using a spell that makes u give birth
i wish muddy would die

 

Granted, but muddy comes back to life and throws you into a volcano.

I wish Tekken 6's storylines made sense...

 

granted, but if you actually understand it your head shall explode

i wish for the power to fly

 

Granted, but you will be compelled to fly close to the sun and will meet the same fate as Icarus.

I wish they made Resident Evil 5 to be... better.

 

granted, but its so good it cause heads explodes

i wish for my avvy to be real.

 

Granted, but now you're a female and must worry about perverts and rapists.

I wish my avatar was my best friend.

 

Granted, but you died before

I wish I could fly

 

you're cruel.

granted, but youll fly so low it'll feel like you're walking.

i wish to have the ability to administrate these forums

 

Granted, but everyone hates you 'cuz you suck at your job.

I wish I could get a decent score on the SAT tomorrow.

 

Granted but the next day you forget everything
I wish for a cartoon looking hat.

 

Granted, but the cartoon hat turns out to be a man-eating sombrero.

I wish for you to GIVE ME YOUR FACE.