Wish spoler game

granted but it gets stolen before you use it

i wish i had bong

 

granted but its filled with piss

i wish i was with willmont24 smokin his weed

 

granted, but its just the garden variety of daisies and some blue grass.

god i wish i had a flying pony with a rainbow tattoo on his butt. Man that'd be kick ass!

 

granted but it runs away and steals your wallet

i wish i had a life, and friends

 

Granted, you are now a barbie doll with lots of plastic friends

I wish my new product(instant water) would sell.. Its easy, just add water into the powder to get water!

 

wish granted. BUT there was no more water for your instant water to be watered with. :-\

I wish for new headphones.

 

granted... but your music player device disappears...

i wish i was god...

 

granted u are now an idea of fiction

i wish my adsl line wasn't screwed so i had more than 48kbs dl speed

 

granted... you have 49kbs dl speed...


i wish i could memorize everything for my geography test...

 

granted but its a math test

i wish my belly button fluff is worth lots of money

 

granted, but it munches flesh

I wish my dick would be longer

 

Granted but after a few minutes of growing your dick broke into tiny little pieces as it got too huge to keep the balance.

I wish people like him would start being realistic about their sizes.

 

well ... granted but something got wrong... i dunno how to say this...so i dont :]

I wish i was still on my vacation (just got back from8 days in turkey...no not IN a turkey but in Turkey)

 

Well granted but this time you truly landed in a turkey

I wish my next vocation would be two weeks instead of one without me being fired

 

Well granted i feel sympatethic today so no spoiler for you !!!

I wish everyone was sympatethic

 

granted... but then everyone ''des-sympathetics''...

i wish my pc had less adds...

 

Granted but your PC instantly turns into Pentium 1 (byebye MMOs...)

I wish my PSP would turn into a DS Lite with a buncha free cartridges or supercards from the extra cost the PSP yanks the hell outta ya.

 

well, granted, but... i don't how to say this...

IT BREAKS AFTER YOU PRESS THE FIRST BUTTON!!...


i wish i had a perfect pc...

 

Granted but then it gets outdated in an hour

I wish i had life supply of energy drinks

 

Granted but then you die of the overdosis of cocain in them

I wish for all the gamers to be accepted into society by the politicians