Wish spoler game

Granted but your mouth is sewn up before you can eat it

I wish I had super powers

 

granted but you saw your parents having fun trough the wall and suicided

i wish for a new PSP i'l get next month

 

granted but it was nailed to a wall in your room making it not as porteble.
i wished i could finish reading the lord of the rings (the books are not as exiting as the movies).

 

granted , but the books transformed into Yaoi (eww..)
i wish yaoi didn't exist

 

granted but his evil twin is worse
i wish the dolphin game qube emulator was better bcause it is slow and the camera does not work.

 

(i didn't mean yaoi as an person lol)
granted , but you have 101 trojans on your pc
i wish for coca cola

 

granted but it is maid of camel urine (what is yaoi?)

i wish i was not board.

 

Granted but you have too much stuff to do now! (Yaoi is male on male henati! :-[ Don't get rid of it)

I wish all anime was replaced with Yaoi ;D

 

Granted, but all the anime females started a war, that happening, they cant send ANY anime out

I wish that Sayuri would be offline :O

 

Granted, but she's in your house.

I wish I could eat and digest metal.

 

Granted but a piece gets caught in your throat and you choke on it and die

I wish Gaynorvader came back to life :'(

 

Granted but in exchange for yours....

I wish my life was better....

 

Granted but only for 5 seconds and then you die and I come back to life

I wish Renji could never be near me

 

Granted.... the closest he can come to you is 1mm....

I wish it is summer brake....

 

Granted but it's way too hot and you die

I wish Renji didn't want to eat me so bad

 

Granted but you turn into water and now hes thirsty!!

I wish bell would just accept his fate!!

 

Granted but it turns out his fate is to kill Renji

I wish Renji would stop spoiling my wishes the way I think they could be spoilt

 

Granted but he can always find another way to spoil them....

I wish bell would get into my mouth so I can eat him....

 

...Granted but eating me kills you and I come out alive and well

I wish Renji would finally accept that the eating me part is finished

 

Granted but the eating a kitty part will never be over!!

I wish you tasted like chicken....