Wish spoler game

Granted but I'll slap you for making a retarded wish.

I wish I was a millionaire!

 

Granted but the bank realized that it was a mistake
I wish i was a dog

 

Granted:
But the chocolate was moldy!

I wish I don't have any more homework to do.

 

Granted but you've been expelled and can't get a job

I wish Pauls ish couldn't have gone so bad

 

Granted but that means you don't exist to screw up his wish.

I wish that there was an element on the periodic table called "ladle"

 

Granted but now there is no others

I wish that i could run at light speed and not hit stuff

 

Granted but you gain 100 years each mile you travel in lightspeed and afterwards you die.
I wish i had more coke

 

granted , you think you are superman and jumped thru the window

i wish someone posted in the adventure forum rpg

 

granted but, the post was deleted making you double post and get banned

i wish for something incorruptible

 

Granted, but Satan still sent its soul to the bowels of hell for all eternity anyway.

I wish people with weird fetishes got more respect.

 

granted but then everyone gets raped.

I wish that semitrucks were easier to drive.

 

granted, but then you got carried away and rammed into the police car and got arrested.

I wish i could sleep now and not worry about my homework

 

Your Wish is granted. But you were just expelled from all of the schools/colleges/universities in the known world.

I wish this damn computer would hurry up and scan for viruses.

 

granted, but it turned out you were only using a trial version and the anti-virus program expired before it could find the first virus.

I wish my DS rom would finish downloading

 

Granted, but it's corrupted.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

 

lol I knew you would say that!
granted, but you wasted it on fried chicken and other gourmet foods.

I wish I had an extra hour of playtime on my PC

 

Granted but Chuck Norris roundhoused your cat out the window and you used that hour tracking your cat down (He's in Cuba)

I wish I had a bunch of masterballs that work on people =)

 

Granted but you get arrested for kidnap!

I wish I had a ham sandwich... =3

 

Granted, but the ham is rotten.

I wish I had a spaceship

 

Granted but it has no fuel and rocket fuel is too expensive!

I wish I had a ham sandwich, with no mould, ham and bread are both perfectly cooked and nothing wrong with it at all. =3