Wish spoler game

granted but I don't know who that is, so I accidentally killed your dog.

I wish life would throw me a bone.

 

Granted but it threw you a rotten bone

I wish I could make a wish that would not screw up

 

Granted but you get aids...
???

I wish I could have a massive chocolate bar!

 

granted but it is so big and falls out of the sky that it crushes you...

I wish that my m3 would stop locking up for heart gold.

 

granted but it's going to explode.

I wish there was a private all-you-can-eat buffet in my kitchen right now.

 

granted but the food is all cold and not safe to eat anymore.

I wish things would stop exploding for no reason.

 

Granted, but now things implode.

I wish I hadn't eaten that old buffet even though I was warned

 

granted but now you still have all the cold food sitting out attracting various nasty things... (mice, ants, flies, etc)

I wish it wasn't almost two in the morning where I am.

 

Granted. Instead, it's five o'clock in the morning! :O

I wish I wasn't so tired >.<

 

granted but you'll never sleep again.

I wish there was only one Eskimo word for snow

 

Granted but the word is "PINGAS"

I wish I could stop watching all the anime I watch T^T

 

Granted but you get into manga

I wish I could run in slow motion D:

 

Granted but its only you running in slow motion all the time and everyone is at normal speed

I wish the 5th book of Percy Jackson was out

 

Granted but he rushed it so it's all just drivel.

I wish I could expand my vocabulary easily.

 

Granted but your brain will burn.

I wish i can travel throughout the world

 

Granted but you will be blindfolded the whole way.

I wish I could shoot lazers from my eyes

 

Granted, But you accidetally looked into the sun and shot it, destroying a part of the universe, and the whole solar system.

I wish I could get rid of my anime addiction

 

Granted but now u got a goat addiction

 

Granted cuz u have a blank wish u are banned

i wish gears of war 4 is before gears of war 3 LOL

 

Granted but its n64

I wish had made a wish (oops)