Wish spoler game

Granted, now your PC has a black screen.

I wish for my room to be wider.

 

\Granted, but now it's a gutter (you get it, coz now, you have the whole sterr =)..... >.>)


I wish for a kukri =)

 

Granted but its dead (what is it anyways??)

I want all the immigrants out of my country

 

it's a kind of knife, it looks so cool XD

Granted but they left stinky rotten bodys behind.

I'm almost afraid to but... I wish for Mai Tokiha <3 lolz

 

Granted! But she got killed, instead you get....Poooohh beeaaaar

I wish for a killing machine

 

Granted, that killing machine kills you.

I wish for a new CPU.

 

granted, but it's already broken

I wish for a working copy of 7

 

Granted, but its damaged
I wish for some daggers

 

granted, but they never arrived from e-bay

i wish for pokemon to exist
(how are you going to spoil that? XD )

 

Granted, but it turned out it was fake and a dog ( < so! )
I wish for a car!

 

granted! but it was a TOY car

i wish for a wish

 

Granted, there you go!
I wish for a minion!

 

granted!
but it was me...

i wish a living girl from my age would love me...

 

Granted, but it turned out that we couldn't find your age so we closed th case!
I wish for a hamster XD

 

granted!
but it was a chihuahua who thought he was a hamster

i wish the next poster is dutch like me!

 

Granted, but I'm not that nice!
I wish for someone retarded so we can rule this thread!

 

granted!
but then the thread got closed...
i wish i could leave school

 

Granted, but you need take me with you!
I wish for money!

 

(it wouldnt be so bad if you'd go with me... :O)
granted! but its mine

i wish i could beat homeworld 2

 

Granted, but then when the fight is almost over, your game shut down!
I wish for a slave